Go to Hell, White Lotus

Once he went online, the system prompts started flashing non-stop. ‘Beepbeepbeepbeep-’ Beep your sister! He had no idea where all these people came from they are now requesting to be added as friends....f*ck! I don’t know you guys!!!

”White Little Shou, quickly come and marry me!” ← Why on earth am I getting this message? And it’s f*cking from a man.

”Is Lotus feeling better?” ← This young lady, who are you? I don’t know you so please don’t call me Lotus.

After arduously spending the next 10 minutes refusing each of the friend requests one by one, his friend system started ringing again. Bai Lian Hua could only helplessly disable the “Let others add me as a friend” option.

Very good. He looked around for a while and sure enough, he still had not left the Tao Hua Yuan instance. Unfortunately, he was the only player remaining. He had no idea what had happened to the other two players to cause them to leave the instance early.

Bai Lian Hua looked at his taskbar and directly clicked on the coordinates given above to transmit him across to the peaches. In the end, as soon as he arrived, a bright red -2341 floated over him.

[System prompt: You have been attacked by a monkey.]

[System prompt: You have died].

Looking at the game interface that had suddenly turned gray, Bai Lian Hua suddenly understood why the two players would leave without saying a word... When facing such difficulty, anyone would have left without saying a word!

Bai Lian Hua opened his private chat and decided to ask his dear and respectable master for help...

[Private chat] White Lotus: Mustard!!!

[Private chat] Great God: Watch your typos

[Private chat] white lotus: Wuwuwuwu Master... This slave is about to die in the Tao Hua Yuan instance!

[Private chat] Great God: Friends information shows that you have already died

[Private chat] White Lotus: I can’t pass this instance...

[Private chat] Great God: You can voluntarily retire

[Private chat] White Lotus: There’s so much experience, I don’t want to retire...

[Private chat] Great God: The official website said that the Tao Hua Yuan instance cannot be shared. You deal with it yourself

Sharing. Also known as cooperation. In the current society, everyone builds their own home and maintains the reputation of harmony...[omits one thousand words].....In short, to summarise: If the task is too difficult, let’s share it! Band up, find teammates and let’s do it together!

[Private chat] White Lotus: Wuwuwuw What should I do?

[Private chat] Great God: You can voluntarily retire

[Private chat] White Lotus: ... Is there any other way?

[Private chat] Great God: Delete your account and try again

[Private chat] White Lotus: ...

Bai Lian Hua suddenly felt that Great God this bastard..... is sometimes quite unreliable. He once again looked at his online friends list and decided to ask for help from Half Crazy Smile

[Private chat] White Lotus: Smile brother~~~

A few minutes later...

[Private chat] Half Crazy Smile: I am doing an instance. I’ll talk to you in half an hour

The heart of the Bai Lian Hua had been broken into pieces. Even if you tried to piece it together, it won’t stay intact! The remaining friend online....it was “Lonely like Snow”.

[Private chat] White Lotus: Roommate, good morning

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: Is the ground nice and cool?

[Private chat] White Lotus: Yes, it’s so comfortable...

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: You wait.

And so Bai Lian Hua waited. He minimised the game interface and, with nothing to do, browsed around aimlessly...for how long?...10 minutes? 15 minutes?.....Anyway, by the time he returned to the game, he found himself resurrected at the same place with full blood.

There was still a big red number floating on the top of his head. Although he is still being attacked, his blood meter remained unmoving...

[Private chat] White Lotus: Did you open G? (G=挂(hanging), a kind of game cheat software)

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: >///< Wrong. You’re the one who opened it!

[Private chat] White Lotus: I thank you and your eight generations of ancestors...

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: >///< If you can go with me to worship my eight generations of ancestors, then I will thank you!

[Private chat] White Lotus: -__, – What are you blushing for!

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: I can’t help it... I will blush when I see you now. >////<

[Private chat] White Lotus: Why? ?

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: Lotus, you are my male god >////<

...... The Bai Lian Hua who couldn’t make any sense out of of his words suddenly felt a lot of pressure.

With G open, Bai Lian Hua ignored the monkey’s attacks and joyfully began to pick ten peaches. Once complete, he returned to report his progress.

[Anonymous Poet: Young man, you’re back? Have you picked the peaches? ]

[System Tip: You have completed [Tao Hua Yuan] Task 2: Picking Peach]

Bai Lian Hua happily sees a string of golden yellow figures floating overhead: +8000. Looking at the soaring experience, he felt refreshed! What else in life can be more enjoyable than □ besides seeing that soaring experience bar?? — According to the speed, it won’t be long until he levels up again!

[Anonymous Poet: Young man, my name is Wang Huan. What is your name? →]

[Me: My name is White Lotus. →]

[Anonymous Poet: White Lotus? A very good name... Are you looking for a fairy? →]

[Me: Yes, do you know her whereabouts? →]

[Wang Huan: What is the dynasty now? →]

[Me: It is already Hua Dynasty. →]

[Wang Huan: Then have you heard of Yan Dynasty? →]

[Me: That was the last dynasty. →]

[Wang Huan: It has been so long... →]

[Wang Huan: That year, I was almost the same age as you. Now I think of it, it’s really a nostalgic age...→]

......

[Wang Huan: Since then, I have never seen her again →]

After reading the words of Wang Huan, Bai Lan Hua’s mentally sorted out his thoughts and finally worked out the plot. To think that it was such a dog blood scenario: Wang Huan was a 16-year-old scholar champion who was mistakenly dispatched to a small village. However, as if it was all due to God’s arrangements, the story became more vulgar and at this small village, he had met the fairy.

At that time, the two of them were still going through their chuunibyou phase, and did almost everything they could possibly do together...apart from giving birth to a child...Huh? You’re asking why they didn’t have a child? That’s because...that fairy....was a motherf*cking man!

When the Sky Emperor learned of this incident, he was extremely angry. It is said that the immortal was his nephew, and to think that his nephew was actually engaged to a mere mortal! This was a loud slap to Heaven’s face and to his self-esteem... .it reminded him of a previous tragic encounter many years ago when he had also entered the mortal world.

..... And so, the fairy ended up becoming like the unfortunate drama character, Seven Fairy; and Wang Huan became Dong Yong. Though Seven Fairy and Dong Yong had a happy ending, and even Liu Lang and the Weaver Girl can meet once a year.....unfortunately, Wang Huan and the fairy can no longer meet.

The fairy was in the west of the village, but was trapped by an enchantment and could not leave for the rest of his life. Otherwise... Wang Huan’s soul would dissipate. And as for Wang Huan, he could not marry or be in a relationship, nor could he engage himself with other men. Otherwise...The Sky Emperor will punish him with a life time of no **....

It was really a living example of: My lover lives in the east, I live in the west, I think about my lover daily yet I can’t see him, only sharing the same groundwater.....(君住村东头，我住村西头，日日思君不见君，共饮地下水)

[Wang Huan: The Sky Emperor is too harsh! If I didn’t have these pair of hands and can work, I would have no reason to live! →]

White Lotus: Yes, seeing that so many years have passed, even feathers have grown on the cucumbers – Fortunately he still had his own left and right hands. The Sky Emperor didn’t say that he couldn’t comfort himself......

Finally, after talking aimlessly for so long, Wang Huan reached the main point—-

[Wang Huan: White Lotus, can you go to the village to see the fairy for me? →]

[System prompt: You have received [Tao Hua Yuan] Task 3: Find the Fairy].